Guitar tablature for "5000 Ways To Die" by "Nerf Herder"

Artist: Nerf Herder
Piece: 5000 Ways To Die
Instrument: Guitar
Submitter: unknown
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5000 WAYS TO DIE - Nerf Herder 
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By: fernando (fernandohb1@uol.com.br) 

(keyboards) 

There must be 5000 ways to die 
and each ends the same way if you try 
your friends are all around 
while they dump you in the ground 
and the people who loved you will ask why, oh why, oh why 

D A B G 
and the bastard you hated the most 
D A B G 
will stand up and give you a toast 
D A B G 
he'll say, "we were such good friends, especially near the end" 
D A G D G A 
then he'll feel up your girlfriend in the front of your ghost 

B G 
so get in your car and drive real fast, 
D A 
up in the attic the with a shotgun blast, 
B G 
take a bath with a clock radio 
D A 
vodka and valium overdose 
F# G A 
have you ever tried? there must be 5000 ways to die 

(D A B G) (D A G A) 

and if you're very lucky 
you get your picture in the paper on page three 
25 words will summarize how you spent your whole *** life 
one day on that page next day into the hamster cage, get it, 

B G 
so get in your car and drive real fast, 
D A 
up in the attic with a shotgun blast, 
B G 
take a bath with a clock radio 
D A 
vodka and valium overdose 
B G D A 
All the glamour can be yours with a loaded 44 
F# G A 
have you ever tried? there must be 5000 ways to die 

(D A B G) (D A G A) 

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keyboards 

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