Time was when an american about to go abroad would be warned by his friends or the guidebooks not to drink the water. but times have changed and now a
I'd like to take you now on wings of song, as it were, and try and help you forget perhaps for a while your drab, wretched lives. here's a song all about
I do have a cause though. it is obscenity. I'm for it. unfortunately the civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it owing to the
Some of you who have small children may have perhaps been put in the embarrassing position of being unable to do your child's arithmetic homework because
So long mom, I'm off to drop the bomb, So don't wait up for me, But while you swelter down there in your shelter You can see me. . .On your TV. While
Who can turn a can into a cane? Who can turn a pan into a pane? It's not too hard to see It's silent e Who can turn a cub into a cube? Who can turn
To the tune of "that's entertainment." Counting sheep When you're trying to sleep, Being fair When there's something to share, Being neat When
This year we've been celebrating the hundredth anniversary of the civil war and the fiftieth anniversary of the beginning of world war I and the twentieth
Now, if I may digress momentarily from the main stream of this evenings symposium, I'd like to sing a song which is completely pointless but which is
One type of song that has come into increasing prominence in recent months is the folk-song of protest. you have to admire people who sing these songs
You know: of all the songs I've ever sung, that is the one I've had the most requests not to. I have time for one more here. this one is a little song
Almost every day during the hunting season you see at least one item in the newspapers about somebody who has shot somebody else, under the impression
To "there'll be some changes made". You take a function of x and you call it y, Take any x-nought that you care to try, You make a little change
Now I'd like to turn to the folk song, which has become in recent years the particularly fashionable form of idiocy among the self-styled intellectual
A considerable amount of commotion was stirred up during the past year over the prospect of a multi-lateral force, known to the headline writers as mlf
Now to continue with the love song, here we have the viennese waltz type of the franz lehar/johann strauss school, conjuring up images of gaily waltzing
Another big news story of year concerned the ecumenical council in rome, known as vatican ii. among the things they did in an attempt to make the church
I am reminded at this point of a fellow I used to know who's name was henry, only to give you an idea of what an individualist he was he spelt it hen3