Texty: Adam Paranoia. BanpireDinosaur.

(feat. Stevie Ryan)

(Stevie Ryan):
I'm a Banpire I'm a Dinosaur
I'm a Banpire I'm a Dinosaur
I'm a Banpire I'm a Dinosaur

(Adam Paranoia):
Dis bitch was straight up ghetto
Gave me wood likea name was gepeto
Got it on in my cousins bike shed
Raw dog dat's da way she like dat!!!

I knew she dug my red pants
Matched her red hat, red skirt, red vans
Told me shed introduce me
To all the members in her family

So I wore a tie zip the fly tucked the shirt
A gentlemen to make any mamma squirt
Give the dad a real firm handshake
Den dine on whatever dat bitch baked

I walked in shit i shoulda fled
I know why she was wearing all red
I know why she was throwing up signs
I know why she had done time
She's a blood like a gang i know
And shes pregnant shit foe sho

See I started out as a undercover cop
Now I'm about to have a blood drop

(Stevie Ryan):
I'm a Banpire I'm a Dinosaur
I'm a Banpire I'm a Dinosaur
I'm a Banpire I'm a Dinosaur

Welcome to the show I'll be your fucking MC
Last name is Ryan and the first name is Stevie
Didn't go to school to earn some good grades
Took to the streets and learned how to break knees

Don't judge me because I smoke the trees
Or because I stack mad money greens
Don't hate cuz I look good in tight jeans
Dat's why Im the motherfucking queenbee

I know that you wanna hit on it
I know that you wanna get on it
I know you want me to sit on it
Sorry boo but you didn't fit on it

I'm a Banpire I'm a Dinosaur
I'm a Banpire I'm a Dinosaur
I'm a Banpire I'm a Dinosaur

(Stevie Ryan):
A very long long time ago
Before humans existed
Dinosaurs ruled planet earth
And one day vampires were born amongst the dinosaurs
And the vampires saw the longest necks they ever seen before

So the vampires bit the dinosaurs necks
And then all the dinosaurs turned into bampire dinosaurs
And then they died so watch out for The bampire dinosaur
Under your bed ha ha ha ha

(Adam Paranoia):
Yo dis one goes out to Ricky and Luci
Paula Abdul and Gary Bucy
Shoot the vampires in the face
Shoot the vampires in the face

I said shoot the vampires in the face
blow their brains all over the place
I said shoot the vampires in the face
blow their brains all over the place

(Thanks to Eriin for these lyrics)