Texty: Amanda Palmer. Leeds United.

We watch you, your expert double exes.
It's just like you to paint those whiter fences

It's so polite, it's so polite its offensive its offensive
It's so unright, it's so unright its a technical, accept it

But who needs love when there's law & order
And who needs love when there's southern comfort
And who needs love at all

We stalk you your expert double exes
We oxidize you in your sleep there's no exit, there's no exit

You're on a roll, you're on a roll no one gets it, no one gets it
Your honor, no. your honor, can't you protect us, protect us

But who needs love when there's law & order
And who needs love when there's southern comfort
And who needs love
when the sandwiches are wicked and they know you at the Mac store

uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh - I'm so excited
uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh - the blacks and beat kids
uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh - I'm getting frightened
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh - someday someday Leeds united

Bugsy Malone came to carry you home and they're taking you all to the doctor
Burberry vices all sugary spices its nice but its not what I'm after
Sure, I admire you
Sure, you inspire me but you've been not getting back so
I'll wait at the Sainbury's countin' my change making BANK on the upcoming roster

And we'll stop you your expert double exes
Oh yeah, a big stock holder extra cold with 2 X's
That 'never talking' thing you do is effective its effective
Your shoulders icy colder-oh than a death wish than a death wish

But who needs love when there's law & order
And who needs love when there's dukes of hazard
And who needs love
when the sandwiches are wicked and they know you at the mac store

uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh - I'm so excited
uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh - the blacks and beat kids
uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh - they're so excited
uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh - when i think about Leeds uniting
uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh - I'm getting frightened
uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh - the blacks, the blacks, the blacks, and beat kids
uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh - its so exciting
uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh - someday, someday, someday, someday, someday, someday


(Thanks to Angelica for these lyrics)