Texty: Amateur Transplants. Sheila's Wheels.

Fellas, aren't you glad you're not a woman
You're not a Sheila,
You're a Peter or a Clive
Because their lack of spatial awareness
Makes them really fucking careless
You should never ever let a woman drive.

When a girl is sitting at the wheel
You're gonna hear the crunch of steel,
There's a very real danger that she'll crash into a stranger,
If you want to leave the car alive
Never let a woman drive.

If you ever let a bird reverse
You're gonna end up in a hearse,
You're in massive fucking peril if your driver's name is Cheryl,
If you want to leave the car alive
Never let a woman drive.