Texty: Ariel Pink. Credit.

"Hi, I was in here about 10 minutes ago, I just bought this boombox, it's playing at the totally wrong speed. I want a refund, or--"
"Aw, I'm sorry son, haha.."
"--could you just give me another one?"
"..no"

The sale is final, no rebates
If you're a member you can come and save
So would you help me or give me a break
In credit (In credit)

You read the fine print and you signed
No, we're not authorized, the card's declined
If you'll just sign here we can change your dimes
In credit

In credit, keep what you use
In credit, all choices by you
In credit, go buy something used
In credit, credit credit credit
Check it, credit

The warranties do not suffice
You pay the price
The policy is what you break, you buy some credit
We'll send you coupons in the mail
It's quite a markup so don't buy retail
Don't get a load for we get for sale
In credit

In credit, do what you're told
In credit, we turn when you're old
In credit, dead and old
Check it, credit

Your driving record is not clean
Your mortgage payments remain outstanding
Give us your body or we'll dock nineteen in credit
All is fair and fair's a game
The game is buying and you're forced to play
When you're old your kids will trade your brains for credit

For credit, you'll always come back
With credit, you'll never keep track
Do credit, it's better than crack
Ah, credit, no turning back
In credit

"Oh, I've got bad credit, whoa!"
Credit
"What's that, oh!"
Credit
"It hurts me!"
Credit
"Makes me so hot"
Take it back, take it back
To an ATM machine, go right away and check your credit
Check your credit, check your balance, check your credit
"Give me some credit!"
"No"
"You're being retarded! ...please?"