Texty: Ben Folds. Stems and Seeds. Brainwashed.

If you wanna write a letter, write a letter
If you'd rather make a phone call, pick the phone up and call me
But if you had to say it all with a pop song
Couldn't you atleast have bring me a good one?

She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you
Brainwashed you, brainwashed you too
She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you
Brainwashed you, brainwashed you too

Was it just a simple rewind and erase?
Was your mind squeaky clean in the first place?

If you got to write an essay do your research
If you got to stick your nose in a boy and girl fight hear both sides first
There's something wrong being copied on a memo
In a form of a bad country demo

She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you
Brainwashed you, brainwashed you too
She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you
Brainwashed you, brainwashed you too

Is there a funnel from her mind to your mouth now?
'Cause you don't edit anything, it just comes out

I gotta say it's pretty gay trading jabs with pop songs
So maybe next time we should just have a dance off
A dance off

Isn't there something in the bible about forgiveness and love?
And more importantly about throwing stones
And what your house is made of

You might reflect upon your own arrangement
Ninety four, get it blown in your basement
While your wife slept

She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you
Brainwashed you, brainwashed you too
She's brainwashed you, brainwashed you
Brainwashed you, brainwashed you too

She's brainwashed you, integrity
She's brainwashed you, family
She's brainwashed you, on a rhyming dictionary