Texty: Bonzo Dog Band. Mr. Apollo.

I have seen Mr. Apollo
Uproot trees with his bare hands
I have seen Mr. Apollo's
Body building plans

He's the strongest man
The world has ever seen
And if you take his courses
He'll make you big and rough

Oh and you can
Beat up bullies till they cry
"Oh lah, oh, crikey
Let go, you rotter, don't punish me"

When you're tough, you're very fit
Your voice is rough, it sounds like grit
You are so strong and proud of it
Thanks to Mr. Apollo

Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
He's the greatest
Benefactor of mankind

Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
That a healthy body
Makes a healthy mind

You know, you know
He's the strongest man
The world has ever seen
And if you take his courses
He'll make you big and rough

Uh huh and uh, ha
You can kick the sand right
Back, in their faces
Kick, ha ha ha ha ha ha

When you're tough, you're very fit
Your voice is rough, it sounds like grit
You are so strong, and proud of it
Thanks to Mr. Apollo

Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
He's the greatest
Benefactor of mankind

Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
That a healthy body
Makes a healthy mind

Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
He's the greatest
Benefactor of mankind
Oh, yeah

Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
That a healthy body
Makes a healthy mind
He can do it for you

Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
He's the greatest
Benefactor of mankind

Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
That a healthy body
Makes a healthy mind

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