Texty: Cledus T. Judd. Cledus' Christmas Ball.

Ho ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
And what do you want for Christmas little Sam?
I want the Billy Gilman action figure

What about you Suzie?
I want the Grand Old Opry nativity scene
And what about you Cledus?

Well, Santa it's not what I want
It's what I want to give

It's Christmas time in Nashville
For country singers one and all
I'm going to give a right nutty party
It's Cledus' Christmas Ball

I sent out the invitations
Heck I even rented out the hall
And I've got a big sack full of presents

Cledus' Christmas ball

Dolly Parton brought two jugs
Of wine everyone admired
Montgomery Gentry spiked the eggnog

Chestnut's roasting on an open fire

Somebody get Mark off of there
Ah, the twin fiddles are playing'
And it's a sewingin' time for all
Yee haw, everybody's dancin' around

Cledus' Christmas ball
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Shania'a under the mistletoe
And that line was slap down the hall
Boy, I hope she enjoys kissin'

Cledus' Christmas ball

Willie Nelson's homemade brownies
Brought us all good cheer
Garth retired early again

But he'll be back next year

You can count on that
The party's dyin' down now
So here's my present to you all
Ha ha, come check out my package

Cledus' Christmas ball

It's a little bitty piece of me to you

Cledus' Christmas ball

It's an ornament for your Christmas tree
Cledus' Christmas ball

Hey, that's not Santa
Shh
That's Kenny Rogers
The Gambler

Hush yer mouth
Merry Christmas from Cledus T. Judd
Ho ho ho