Texty: Cody Freeland. One Of A Kind.

[Verse 1]

A blowjob from your girlfriend is what I desire.
Cuz your girl has lips like Stephen Tyler.
Don?t hate on me, cuz I?m hotter than some spices.
Plus your girl is like Wal-mart.
Everyday. Low Prices.
Last night your girl kept me waiting.
While you were home alone, just masturbating.
Here Rufus, go fetch this stick.
Because I don?t kill my dogs.
Like a certain Michael Vick.
I ate at BW3?s, (Buffalo Wild Wings)
Now I?m totally full.
They give you wings just like a Red Bull.
I?m not like Lil? Wayne bringin? the lollipop.
I?m more like Fiddy and I bring the whole candy shop.
My momma always told me not to talk to strangers.
Or the Jonas Brothers because,
They attract more eight year olds than the Power Rangers. (haha!)
You be lookin? at little boys.
I think that?s whack son.
Bcuz you can?t spell therapist. (the rapist)
Without Michael Jackson.

[Chorus]

This is my rap and it?s about to blow your mind.
My name is Cody Freeland and I?m one of a kind.
After this rap, I?m gonna be huge.
Now let?s go to verse number two.

[Verse 2]

?Hey bitch, get me some food.?
That?s what I?ll tell her.
But she can?t hear me just like Helen Keller.
Come here and let me see your hips shake, yo.
By the look of your facial hair,
You?re more juiced up than Jose Canseco.
Girl, you so ugly, you?re never gonna marry.
But when you sing in the shower,
You sound better than Katy Perry. (which isn?t saying much.)
You broke up with me cuz I was talking some smack.
But you?re like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Baby, you?ll be back.
If you get in a fight,
You know I?ll defend ya.
Like Jesus cuz we all know he was a ninja.

Come tell me what you think about this ring.
?Ooh, is it for me??
Girl, you be dreamin? like Martin Luther King.
Think about this when you?re playing with her crotch.
You?re gonna need a Jack Link?s condom,
Cuz you?re messin? with Sasquatch.

[Chorus]

This is my rap, and it?s about to blow your mind.
My name is Cody Freeland and I?m one of a kind.
You wish you could, but you?ll never be me.
Okay, now it?s time for verse number three.
YouTube time!!!

[Verse 3]

I heard that Miley Cyrus was dead.
And that Britney Spears would sound better,
With a voice like Fred.
My dog got a ?Piece of Me?.
I had to see my doctor.
Britney got herpes from blowing Chris Crocker! (ouch!)
Nigahiga is classic like an episode of ?Family Guy?.
By watching ?How to be Gangster?, I feel I?m pretty fly.
My cat freakin bit my finger just like Charlie.
You?re so childish, you Tivo ?iCarly?.
I turn Fred off as soon as he says ?Heyy.?
Miley Cyrus has a deeper voice than TayZonday.
Sorry Dave Days, but you?re still the best.
You?re just as big as HotForWords? chest.
Bo Burnham is my idol just like Derek Jeter.
So is Ashley Tisdale, I?d love to meet her.
SxePhil has his ?Douche bag of the Day?
Today it goes to Michael Buckley for being extremely gay.
Are you listening to Esmee Denters? Oh my Gosh!
You?ve gotta be kidding me. It?s just Smosh.
Girl, you almost as stupid as Miss Teen South Carolina.
And you?re just as wide as Obama Girl?s vagina.

[Chorus]

This is my rap, and it just blew your mind, because
My name is Cody Freeland and I?m one of a kind.
Time to go now, I hope you had fun.
But I?ll see you later cuz this song is done.