Texty: David Ball. Loser Friendly.

The door into the tavern
Opens easy in my hand
I get an understanding smile
From my bartender friend

And he pours me a double
Nothing 'bout it seems too hard
He opens up a tab for me
With my credit card, it's so

Loser friendly, loser friendly
Everything is easy as can be
Loser friendly, loser friendly
Friendly to a loser such as me

The girl who waits on tables
Comes up behind my chair
Helps me with a hand or two
Of video solitaire

She leans in close and whispers
"Are you all alone?
'Cause I get off in a little while
If you'd like to take me home," she's so

Loser friendly, loser friendly
Everything is easy as can be
Loser friendly, loser friendly
Friendly to a loser such as me

We all have our ups and downs
The rain must fall some days
But when it does it's good to know
You can find this kind of place, it's so

Loser friendly, loser friendly
Everything is easy as can be
Loser friendly, loser friendly
Friendly to a loser such as me
Friendly to a loser such as me