Texty: David Bowie. Reality. Pablo Picasso.

Well some people try to pick up girls
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And get called assholes
So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole
And girls could not resist his stare and

Well the girls would turn the color
Of the avocado when he would drive
He could walk down your street
Down their street in his El Dorado
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not like you
Alright

Well he was only 5'3"
But girls could not resist his stare
Not in New York
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole


Oh well be not schmuck, be not obnoxious,
Remember the story of Pablo Picasso
Be not bellbottom bummer or asshole
He could walk down your street
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole
Alright this is it
And girls could not resist his stare
Some people try to pick up girls

This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And they get called an asshole
And girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso was never called...