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I got an "A" for the day in Mr. Bishop's class. Mrs. Smith can kiss my ass. Mrs. Quigg is teaching me how to conjugate those verbs. I got so many detentions I don't know what to do. I got to see Mr. Martin after school. I don't wanna have to tell my dad. My parents are gonna be so mad when they find out. Got caught making fake hall passes. I skipped my Social Studies classes. I stole Mr. Fenerty's glasses. They're so thick; he's such a dick. Mr. Fenerty why do you bother me? Slap your ruler on my desk when I'm trying to take a nap. Mousy Ferraro teaches music. Mr. William's breath is so sick. I got in trouble for throwing food at lunch, and Mr. Martin yelled at me. He yelled so loud it made my ears bleed. I got detention forever. I wonder if I'll ever get home