Texty: Toy Dolls. Keith's A Thief.

Keith works every night and day
Honesty's his goal but Keith's a thief
'Cause he's still claiming dole

What a fiddler Keith is
He thinks he won't be caught
But Keith is gonna end up in court

The SS men will knock on the door
And Keith won't be working no more

Keith, Keith, Keith, Keith's a thief
Keith, Keith, Keith's a thief

He's making money on the sly
Which he does not declare
No invoices or receipts anywhere

Locked in the room with the C.I.D.
Rather you Keith than me

Keith, Keith, Keith, Keith's a thief
Keith, Keith, Keith's a thief

Keith is Keith is
Keith's a thief, a rip off and a con
Keith is Keith is
Keith's a thief and he's still signing on
Keith is Keith is Keith's still signing on

I'm not deceitful, he does say
I tell them all the facts but Keith's a thief
'Cause he dodges the tax

The PH team will get Keith
'Cause will all know that Keith's a thief

Keith, Keith, Keith, Keith's a thief
Keith, Keith, Keith's a thief

The PH team will get Keith
'Cause will all know that Keith's a thief