Texty: Dolly Parton. Hello, I'm Dolly. Dumb Blonde.

Don't try to cry your way out of this
Don't try to lie or I'll catch you in it
Don't try to make me feel sorry for you
Just because I'm blonde, don't think I'm dumb
'Cause this dumb blonde ain't nobody's fool

When you left you thought I'd sit
An' you thought I'd wait, an' you thought I'd cry
You called me a dumb blonde ah, but somehow I lived through it
And you know if there's one thing this blonde has learned
Blondes have more fun

You flew too high up off the ground
It's stormy weather an' had to come back down
But I've found new thread for my old spool
Just because I'm blonde, don't think I'm dumb
'Cause this dumb blonde ain't nobody's fool

When you left you thought I'd sit
An' you thought I'd wait, an' you thought I'd cry
You called me a dumb blonde ah, but somehow I lived through it
And you know if there's one thing this blonde has learned
Blondes have more fun

You flew too high up off the ground
It's stormy weather an' had to come back down
But I've found new thread for my old spool
Just because I'm blonde, don't think I'm dumb
'Cause this dumb blonde ain't nobody's fool