Texty: Eminem. Slim Shady LP. Ken Kaniff.

{Call this mother fucker
Ohh fuck yeah
Give 'em a piece of my mind
A piece of my ass
(Thanks for waiting)
(Sir, may I help you?)
Ohh thank you
I need to make a collect call
(What number?)
Ohh
The number's 6 2
(At the tone, please say your name)
Kenneth Kaniff from Connecticut
Automated piece of shit}

{(Yo)
Hey there cock boy
(Who's this?)
This is Ken Kannif
(Who?)
Ken Kannif from Connecticut, ya little bitch
(From Connecticut?)
Yea you wanna get a
(I don't know nobody in Connecticut)
You wanna get a hotel room with me?
(A hotel room?)
Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, Eminem
(Ha, yo, who, who is this? Cage?)
Hey, pa ha
You want me to fuckin' melt in your mouth and not in your hand?
Melt in your ass, you little cock boy
(He k k k, yo shut up you little bitch)
Oh you think I'm lyin' huh?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(Buh)}