Texty: Eminem. Despicable Freestyle.

[Starts off with the beat of Drake's: "Over".]

[Intro:]
Uh, uh!
Ha!
Nah! (Nananananaaa!)
Fuck an intro man, let's go! (yeah!)

[Verse]:
I come around like what goes around! - What goes up must come down,
Anyone who comes up must go down - might as well go for the gusto now.
Better not let up better not let them breath - last shot give it all you got
Try to turn me down bitch get fucked with the volume nob! - FUCK ALL YOU SNOBS!
Hoes I hope all you rott! - 2 bottles of Lubriderm and a box
Of condoms is that all you brought. - AND YOU WANNA MENAGE A TROIS, YOU TWATS? !
Fuck that I'd rather turn this club to a bar room brawl
Get as rowdy as Roesthlisberger in a bathroom stall
Like a leaf stuck in a vacuum your
ONLY NUTTIN BUT A WHOLE LOT OF SUCKIN' GOIN' ON
IN RAP! - Yeah, but I'm home! - Bad to the bone, back in the zone,
Let him alone, you don't wanna go eggin' him on!
It'll never be my chair that your on
Crown so tight that it cuts off circulation
2 the brain no oxygen
Otherwise there's no heir to the throne!
When I die so does Hip-Hop! - Hitchcock better shit bitch ass got a zip locked
In a bag you fags ain't been able to fade me since Kid Rock had a high top! [beat stops]
Keep blogging while I'm mind bogglin' my zone like I'm in the "Twilight" [acapella]
Talkin' of my bone this is my mic dog, I like hoggin' it. [acapella] [beat starts]
Flow so wet, I'm a take it tobogganing! - I'm WATER LOGGING IT!
I'm SOGGING IT! - PULL YOUR verse OUT THE BEAT AND STOMP ON IT!
Suplex it on cement - like I'm on some "Straight Outta Compton" shit
Take this dick and chump on it! - I'm so bad I'm can bitch slap a back handed compliment!
JACKASS EAT A DONKEY DICK! - THE GAME I JUST ABOUT CONQUERED IT
LIKE DONKEY KONG I'm BONKERS BITCH, I'm THE KING OF THIS HONKEY SHIT!
I REIGN SUPREME IN THIS HONKEY SHIT! - NO SENSE SCREAMING AND ARGUING!
MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHETHER A "BENZ OR BENTLEY OR A BEAMERS" THE CAR YOU IN!
[beat changes to Lloyd Bank$ & Juelz Santana's: "Beamer, Benz Or Bentley"]
You think you bomb well, I palm it! I throw up bombs when I vomit!
Boy I throw down in the kitchen might hit your mom with my omlette!
But you got egg on your face! - Now watch me drop an atomic
I should be strapped to the chest of a kamikaze bitch I'm as bat shit as
Ozzy it's obvious, you can tell I go right off the bat!
NO PUN INTENDED, BUT COME ANY CLOSER I'll BITE OFF YOUR HEAD!
Tryna give me the fingers kinda like giving a spider the web!
I'm JUST GONNA SPIN IT AND USE IT TO MY ADVANTAGE!
I CATCH A FLY IN THAT BITCH! - You think you fly, you just food!
I give as much as a flying fuck as that "Superman" do!
Guess I just do what you can't do or make you look stupid and baboozled
Confused as usual and you can gt ripped she can open a can too!
But you better hope you can handle the heat or stay the fuck outta hell's kitchen
I CAME TO COCK - BLOCK LIKE A SQUARE - FUCKING MALE CHICKEN!
Yeah! - It's Shady, slut the rest can suck on a big one,
Cause I'm "despicable like Duffy Duck when I'm spitting! " [beat stops]

[Outro]
Haha!
"Recovery"!