Texty: Example. Care 4 U.

INTRO:

You can blame me,

try to shame me,

and still I?ll care for you,

you can run around,

even put me down,

still I?ll be there for you.



EXAMPLE:

So it's Saturday and I'd rather be chillin'

But you wanna-take me with you to Karen Millen

To buy a new dress cos we're goin for dinner

But none of yours fit cos you used to be slimmer

Or fatter or somethin', I don't know anymore

But your stood at the door and your huffing and puffing

There's no way in hell that you're bluffing

Me, you and shopping aint up for discussion

Now call me a pessimist but I've looked in your wardrobe

And trust me there just aint one dress-I-missed

Know for a fact what your cupboard possesses

So why do you need 20 little black dresses?

Compliments are like rolling a dice

Some advice be precise when you say she looks nice:

"You don't need no help from Suzannah and Trinny,

You're tanned and you're skinny, What more do you want!?"



CHORUS:

You can play me (Got me wrapped round you finger)

Try to shame me (Still I stand here and linger)

And still I'll care for you (Cos you're fit not a minger, I sit like a dog whilst im stuck on your leash)

You can run around (All erratic and fiery)

Even put me down (Spend a week in the priory)

Still I'll be there for you (I will, I will, I will, I will, love but you're clearly a loon)





EXAMPLE:

We get back to your flat when you crack and you give me a slap

Cos I don't wipe my feet on the mat

And for some stupid reason itis my bloody fault that you didn't feed the cat

But I don't answer back

I just act like a happy-chap

To avoid any chance of me getting one more of your smack-attacks

Make you a sandwich but I shoulda known

That you just wanted simply a packet of snack-a-jacks

And now I want my independence back

But alas I just stare at your ass

And confess to myself that it can't be surpassed

And you're far from a moose so I swallow abuse

It's part of your vanity

That you think its ok every-other word you say's a profanity

Please for sake of humanity

Look, I might understand if you pleaded insanity

What you're lacking is clarity

See you call me your man but you think I'm a charity

Thought it was love but really how can-it-be

Gradually sensing disparity

As we head out for dinner my bottom lip-drops

You're strutting in jeans, a t-shirt and flip-flops

Why buy a dress and just leave it to sit?

No, wait let me guess it donit even fit



CHORUS:

You can play me (Got me wrapped round you finger)

Try to shame me (Still I stand here and linger)

And still I'll care for you (Cos you're fit not a minger, I sit like a dog whilst im stuck on your leash)

You can run around (All erratic and fiery)

Even put me down (Spend a week in the priory)

Still I'll be there for you (I will, I will, I will, I will, love but you're clearly a loon)



You can play me (Got me wrapped round you finger)

Try to shame me (Still I stand here and linger)

And still I'll care for you (Cos you're fit not a minger, I sit like a dog whilst im stuck on your leash)

You can run around (All erratic and fiery)

Even put me down (Spend a week in the priory)

Still I'll be there for you (I will, I will, I will, I will, love but you're clearly a loon)



I?m gonna care for you,

I will, I will, I will,

I will, I will, I will,

I will, I will, I will,

I will, I will, I will,

I will, I will, I will,

I will, I will, I will,

I will, I will, I will,

I?m gonna care for you.