Texty: Nerf Herder. American Cheese. Defending The Faith.

Long ago, we watched the videos
On Headbanger's Ball
That's where we learned it all

Wearing Spandex pants
Six-string Lazers in their hands
Synchrenized Guitars
They layed out the master plan

Defending the faith
Keep fighting forever
Fighting so long. Fighting so hard.
Victory will be ours.

Defending the faith
We'll never surrender
Fighting so long. Fighting so hard.
Marching into the future.

Sitting on our bed
Hair helmets on our heads.
Got no time for chicks
We're practicing our licks.

We come from Albany
Anchorage, and Milwaukee
To lead a rolling team
All wanting the same creed

Defending the faith
Keep fighting forever.
Fighting so long. Fighting so hard.
Victory will be ours.

Defending the faith.
We'll never surrender.
Fighting so long. Fighting so hard.
Marching into the future.

Now I'm a man.
I'm playing in band.
We drive around the world
In our rental van

We're coming to your town
To help you party down
But we'll be gone tommorrow night
Because we'll never stop the fight

Defending the faith
Keep fighting forever.
Fighting so long. Fighting so hard.
Victory will be ours.

Defending the faith.
We'll never surrender.
Fighting so long. Fighting so hard.
Forcing into the future