Texty: Nerf Herder. Nerf Herder IV. Garage Sale.

An old plastic mug with a picture of a Smurf on it
And an old white leather sofa with a brown stain where you used to sit
And a statuette of a dragon clutching a crystal orb
And a T-shirt of a unicorn flying through space that was tattered and worn

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A few years ago, I got invited to your birthday party; I wanted to make an impression
So I walked up and down State Street to the hippie store to buy a nice present for you
I spent $34.95 on a very fancy scented candle; it smelt like strawberry Pop-Tarts and oregano
I rubbed it all over my body and wrapped it up to gave it to you... but here it is

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(Why, why would you sell it?
I thought you liked it; I'm sure you did)

I found a birthday present for you, for you
I dusty, old birthday present for you
I found a birthday present for you, for you
A crummy, old birthday present for you, for you

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(Not The Blue Album)

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