Texty: JME. Shut Up And Dance.

Plasticman
This is the plasticman
This is the plasticman
'Cause this is the plasticman
JME
And Plasticman
It's Plasticman
Spin it, Plasticman
Plasticman
Spinning the Plasticman
Plasticman
Spinning the Plasticman
Yo..
Dance


It's not about shanks all the time
Grab a girl and skank from behind
Everybody thinks the MC good
The lyrics must be about livin' in the 'hood
Causing a racket, causing a noise
Not enough females, too many boys
Just dance on your heel and toe
Dance 'till you get an ASBO

(Chorus)
Put your hands, and eye level
Elbows out, but be careful
Move 'em up and down with your knees
And lean forward 20 degrees
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
I don't care what you think
If you can't dance, go have a drink
Plasticman's giving you the chance
Everybody please, shutup and dance
I don't care what you think
If you can't dance, go have a drink
Plasticman's giving you the chance
Everybody please, shutup and dance
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance


Take a rest
The sweats coming through your chest
Gather all your friends and find,
your way to the bar it's beverage time
Get drunk on stellas, red stripes or the ones with umbrellas
Don't worry if you can't drink more
Find your way back to the dancefloor

(Chorus)
Put your hands, and eye level
Elbows out, but be careful
Move 'em up and down with your knees
And lean forward 20 degrees
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
I don't care what you think
If you can't dance, go have a drink
Plasticman's giving you the chance
Everybody please, shutup and dance
I don't care what you think
If you can't dance, go have a drink
Plasticman's giving you the chance
Everybody please, shutup and dance
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance
And move
And dance

Be careful who chat on your email
Picture of a girl, but it's a shemale
I don't care if its sam or amber
I still won't give up my number
Only if I see her chest and bumper, live or on the webcamera
If I want to, I'll give up my O2
If she's older, I'll give up my Voda
See I got bare fones I take the mick
I still dont know what face to pick
I'm messing about, talk to me
I'll be on MSN about quarter to 3
It's Jamie, ad my Hotmail
Girls on MSN think I'm a hot male
What, you think I can't get girls?
Haha, very funny, L-O-L

(Chorus)
I don't care what you think
If you can't dance, go have a drink
Plasticman's giving you the chance
Everybody please, shutup and dance
I don't care what you think
If you can't dance, go have a drink
Plasticman's giving you the chance
Everybody please, shutup and dance
Put your hands, and eye level
Elbows out, but be careful
Move 'em up and down with your knees
And lean forward 20 degrees
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance
And move to the beat
And dance


(Thanks to stathis glykiotis for these lyrics)