Texty: Larry The Cable Guy. Morning Constitutions. Poop Lasagna.

POOP, I LOVE MY POOP LASAGNE.
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME, I LOVE MY POOP LASAGNE.
MIXED IN, IT'S ALL CRAP, CRAP CRAP CRAP FOR ME,
BEING THAT RAP IS CRAP, HEY! THERE'S MY POOP LASAGNE. ALWAYS IT HAS BEEN THERE FOR ME, ALWAYS IT WILL BE HERE FOR ME.
I WILL HAVE YOU IN MY GUT ONLY TO GET RID OF YOU,

MY BROWN SNAKES.