Texty: Liza Minnelli. Liza's At The Palace. My Own Best Friend.

One thing I know and I've always known
I am my own best friend
Baby's alive but baby's alone
And baby's her own best friend

Many's the kind
Who told me he cares
But they were scratchin' my back
'Cause I was scratchin' theirs

And trusting too, that's only for fools
I play in a game where I make the rules
And rule number one from here to the end
Is I am my own best friend
I am my own best friend

Baby's her own best friend
Three musketeers who never said die
Are standing here this minute
Me, myself, and I

Life is a school, I'll pass every test
If life is a game, I'll play it the best
'Cause I won't give in and I'll never bend
And I am my own best friend