Texty: Lyle Lovett. If I Had a Boat.

And if I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together, go out on the ocean
I'll sit me upon my pony on my boat

And if I were Roy Rogers, I'd sure enough be single
I couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale
Well it'd just be me and Trigger, we'd go riding through them movies
Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail

And if I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together, go out on, on the ocean
I'll sit me upon my pony on my boat

Whenever mystery masked man was smart, he got himself a Tonto
'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto he was smarter and one day said Kemo Sabe
"Well kiss my ass, I bought a boat, I'm going out to sea"

And if I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together, go out on the ocean
I'll sit me upon my pony on my boat

And if I were like lightning, I wouldn't need no sneakers
Well I'd come and go wherever I would please
And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree and I'd scare 'em by the light pole
But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea

And if I had a boat, I'd go out on the ocean
And if I had a pony, I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together, well go out on the ocean
I'll sit me upon my pony on my boat
I'll sit me upon my pony on my boat