Texty: MC Hammer. Can't Touch This.

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

My, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh, my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet

It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oak town
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

I told you, homeboy
(You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know
(You can't touch this)

Look at my eyes, man
(You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics
(You can't touch this)

Fresh new kicks, advance
You gotta like that, now, you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat

While it's rollin', hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's goin' on
Like that, like that

Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

Yo, I told you
(You can't touch this)
Why you standin' there, man?
(You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka
(You can't touch this)

Give me a song or rhythm
Makin' 'em sweat, that's what I'm givin' 'em
Now, they know
You talkin' about the Hammer, you talkin' about a show

That's hype and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the nineties to burn

The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
You can't touch this, you can't touch this

Break it down
Stop, Hammer time

Go with the funk, it is said
If you can't groove to this
Then you probably are dead

So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves
Run your fingers through your hair

This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump

Yeah
(You can't touch this)
Look, man
(You can't touch this)

You better get hype, boy
Because you know you can't
(You can't touch this)b
Ring the bell, school's back in

Break it down
Stop, Hammer time

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

Break it down
Stop, Hammer time

Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic

Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others makin' records that just don't hit
I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo, Hammer"
And the rest can go and play

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

Yeah, you can't touch this
I told you, you can't touch this
Too hype, can't touch this
Get way outta here, you can't touch this