Texty: McLusky. Collagen Rock.

The little kid pissed on the big kid's porch
He thinks he's amazing, he's rubbish of course
But one of those bands got paid I heard
One of those bands got paid

It's easy to say now their trainers seemed fine
And their hair was a fucking delight
But one of those bands got paid I heard
One of those bands got fake tits, yeah

Collagen rock

And one of those bands got legs like you
And one of them got the stare
And one of those bands got found I heard
In a hole in Aberdare

It's easy to say now their trainers seemed fine
And their hair was a fucking delight
But one of those bands got paid I heard

One of those bands got fake tits, yeah

Collagen rock

You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth
You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth, you got a
You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth
You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth, you got a

You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth
You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth, you got a
You've got a mouth, got a wonderful mouth
I've got a mouth, got a wonderful [Incomprehensible]

Collagen rock
Collagen rock
Collagen rock