Texty: Monty Are I. Thanks For The Metal Sign. Ska Sucks.

Performed as Monty's Fan Club

Ahhhhh...yeah...

Why do we really have to try?
Ska bands should leave the public out to leave
We all try our best to write these songs
Based on some of our rights and wrongs
But our records are one thing they'll never buy...

Yeah, why do we really have to try?
Ska bands should leave the public out to dry
We all try our best to write these songs
Based on some of our rights and wrongs
But our records are one thing they'll never buy...

We, we, we, we play at small shows
And no one knows just what we're up to next
We jump around and go crazy not so sure of the effects
On the people but all we know is that they skank with heart and soul
Just like Marc and BP at one of our stupid shows

Some say they should change their ways
'Cause Ska Sucks anyways
Everyone I know should like Ska
Even rappers like Busta Rhymes (Whooooooo Haaaaaaa)
Yeah, I feel what I write is good
But at the same time I feel misunderstood
I just wanna play the music and go far

I know that I'm bitchin' a lot
But I can't be someone that I'm not
They say this is where it's at
Not playin' that stupid punk-ska crap
But there's nothin' more that I want
Than to play the music and please Mont
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Some say they should change their ways
'Cause ska sucks anyways
Everyone I know should like Ska
Even rappers like Busta Rhymes (Whooooooo Haaaaaaa)
Well, I feel what I write is good
But at the same time I feel misunderstood
I just wanna play the music and go far

Yeah, well, MFC's movin' up
In our way we won't stop
So get down with me
And my lyrics will drop
We got Robin, Bat, Spawn, and Stretch
Yeah, with Web beats you can't catch
Ask my man Montezuma
And his bone he will fetch
Morb sticks to the night 'cause he don't like the sun
Bass tracks laid down by my man Big Pun
The music that is, yeah, we like to play Ska
Fuck what they say, 'cause we're still goin' far, yea-eah

(We're still goin' far, yea-eah)
(We're still goin' far, yea-eah)
(We're still goin' far, yea-eah)
(We're still goin' far, yea-eah)

Yeah, I don't even wanna try
(We're still goin' far, yea-eah)
Fuck the kids who drink and get high
(We're still goin' far, yea-eah)
Then they'll say what's wrong with him
(We're still goin' far, yea-eah)
Guitar and Ska is my closest kin, yeah
(We're still goin' far, yea-eah)
Just tryin' to find the words that rhyme
(We're still goin' far, yea-eah)
It don't matter it's just a waste of time
(We're still goin' far, yea-eah)
I guess it doesn't matter what we say
(We're still goin' far, yea-eah)
'Cause Ska sucks anyways

Everyone I know should like Ska
Even rappers like Busta Rhymes (Whooooooo Haaaaaaa)
Yeah, I feel what I write is good
But at the same time I feel misunderstood
I just wanna play the music and go far...1, 2, 3, go!