Texty: Parselmouths (The). Illegal Love Potion. Quidditch Is My Favorite Sport.

[VERSE 1]
I don?t care about baseball
And soccer makes me snore
I find golf to be dreary
And football is a bore

I?d rather go do girl things
?Cause I think sports are lame
But I never ever miss a Quidditch game

[CHORUS]
But what the heck is a Quaffle?
And where on Earth?s the Snitch?
And why does this all have to take place
On the freezing pitch?
Don?t ask me what the score is
?Cause I just do not know
These things are minor details
And it?s just not why I go

[VERSE 2]
I don?t care if it?s raining
I don?t mind if it?s cold
Because boys in Quidditch outfits
Are a sight just to behold

I know that it?s rude to stare
But I just have no shame
So I never ever miss a Quidditch game

[CHORUS X 3]
But what the heck is a Quaffle?
And where on Earth?s the Snitch?
And why does this all have to take place
On the freezing pitch?
Don?t ask me what the score is
?Cause I just do not know
These things are minor details
And it?s just not why I go