Texty: Phish. Icculus.

We already played that
We're going to lighten it up a bit
We're going to lighten it up a bit
This really isn't a stupid song

This is a special song
This is an important song
This is a dance song
This is
This is Red Rocks
This is the edge

No really this is a song about
We want to get serious here now that we have your attention
We want to talk about
We want to talk about an important man

Who could have an important effect
On everybody in this room's lives
If they were willing to take the chance
To let this person into their hearts and their views
Because this is a special man
This man was a great philosopher many years ago

And this man wrote a great book
For this is the author of The Helping Friendly Book
The book that could change your life
The way it changed ours

And I hope that someday
That you, you people will all have the chance
To read The Helping Friendly Book
And experience the wisdom

Of the great, the great and knowledgeable
Man who wrote The Helping Friendly Book
Because he is, the great and knowledgeable
He is the one, the only author of The Helping Friendly Book

He is the man
The great man
The only, the special
His name is

The author of The Helping Friendly Book
He is the great
The knowledgeable, the one and the only
The great, the knowledgeable
Person who wrote The Helping Friendly Book

His name could only be
The one, the only, the only, the special
The author of The Helping Friendly Book

He wrote the fucking book, okay
He wrote the book
His name was Icculus

Written by the great and knowledgeable Icculus
Yeah, our children are old enough to read Icculus

A cold and lonely night
Running the pace of her fright
Look at her face tonight
Thank you