Texty: Prince. New Power Day.

In sports, the International Basketball League was busy last night
With seven games on the schedule
The Cavaliers came up with a surprise upset
Beating the Bullets 108 to 99

Talk, X-TV, turn it on
Michael, what's happenin'?
(The Lakers had no trouble with the Rockets winning 124 to 88)
You gotta watch this show that's on
Watch what?

I don't know what it is, it's crazy
(The Nuggets just got by the Nets 114 to 112)
What channel is it on?
X-TV, turn it on
Alright, later, later
(The Super Sonics devastated the Jazz 136)

So I'm walkin' down the street and umm
This muthafucka comes up to me and says
(Yo man, you oughta let me have fifty dollars man)
(Can you give?)
I said, "Ain't that a bitch? You oughta get out of my face"

And he tried to rob me
(Muthafucker)
And he was chokin' me, right?
'Cuz, 'cuz he didn't have no gun
Do you hear that shit?

Lucky for me, my homies was comin' 'round the 7-Eleven
And they seen what was goin' down
They grabbed this muthafucker, right?
(What's up man?)
Ripped an eyeball out
(Ah, fuck him up)

They beat his ass so bad, change fell out his pocket
(You bastards)
These nigga's are crazies
So I said, "Fuck it"
I robbed him, ha ha

With so much money on me
I figured I oughta hit Jannell's house
I knocked on her door, right?
(Mmm, oh)
I don't know what she was doin'

(Oh, ooh)
But I couldn't get no answer?
She was doin' some wrong shit
"Jannell", I shouted, still no answer
(Mmm, oh, oh)
I figured she was on the telephone or somethin'
(Oh)

So I walked around to the bathroom window
Pushed it up, climbed inside
Soon as I got inside, it hit me
Damn
I don't know what it was but it hit me hard

Jannell's a Rican, you know?
And them beans and rice is a habit at Jannell's house, you know?
I grab my mouth, my nose and I just screamed
And then I ran
But Jannell's house is real messy and I hit somethin' and I fell
That somethin' was Jannell
(Get off)

I stepped on her bruised booty she got from stage diving
And it made her real mad so we went to rounds
Jannell can bob, she kicked my ass
Damn, oh God

So I left and I went to Glam Slam
And slammed a few Long Island's
Uh-oh, one too many
Excuse me brother, better hit this alley

Phew, that was close
(Yo muthafucker, ain't you the one stole my money?)
Oh shit
(Yeah, that's you)

I gotta run y'all
(That's you nigga, come here)
(Kick your muthafuckin' ass)
Now what is this crazy muthafuckin' shit?

Man, did you see it?
Did you hear it man? Yeah man
It was so crazy, that shit man
Ha, yeah, I know, I couldn't believe it

Ah man, but I tell you what, man
I'm kinda wiped out, man
So I'm goin' to get some rest, man
Yeah, I hear ya

I'll see you tomorrow, man, later
Been smokin' that headache weed, is ya?
Ah, nigga