Texty: Queers, The. Idiot Savant.

You know he read a couple books

And now he shoots me dirty looks

As if he thinks he's better than me

A condescending attitude

Well I hate to tell you dude

Can't even buy a vowel on your SAT's



Some cruel prick told him he's on the ball

Don't hold your breath waiting for Mensa to call

He's an idiot savant, a first class moron

He's an idiot savant, a jackass indeed

He's an idiot savant, one minute pushing a mop

The next studying Geometry



He really made his parents proud

A regular Magna Cum Laud

Valedictorian of the urinal set

Is he a genius? Listen, bud

The man splits atoms with his butt

Don't need his fingers to count to ten



He's a Renaissance man of the world he's doing well

He's close to learning how to tie his shoelaces without help

He's an idiot savant, he's a cloth-eared flop

He's an idiot savant, an imbecile indeed

He's an idiot savant, an Ivy League retard

Who drooled his way to a PhD



He's way too smart to be fooled

By the likes of me or you

He knows what's going on in the world

He thinks that Chili con carne

Is a Mexican farmer

And RuPaul is just a real tall girl



He'll show you who's really the better man

As he asks you if you'd like some fries with that

He's an idiot savant in a 30 point font

He's an idiot savant, a walking dictionary

He's an idiot savant, ask him what he wants

Just to go down on history



Some cruel prick told him he's on the ball

Don't hold your breath waiting for Mensa to call

He's an idiot savant, a first class moron

He's an idiot savant, a jackass indeed

He's an idiot savant, one minute pushing a mop

The next studying Geometry