Texty: Randy. Punk Rock High.

I went to punk rock high, the school of rock
I got an electric guitar to compensate my small cock
I got a high squeaky voice like a mouse in a can
And that's the way that I am

I wore baggy clothes, yeah, I was overweight
Now, I'm a blue fox punk 'cause I watched what I ate
I wear bondage pants just because I can
That's the way that I am

I was a popular guy at punk rock high
At the school of rock, I was cooler than the jocks
Regular classes was nothing for me
But at gas stations in Europe I got a degree

The boys and me got some history, we're a mystery
We're still getting it on, writing our songs
Still do everything that we can
Sticking it to the man

I went to punk rock high and the school of rock
And just like Bill Haley I rock around the clock
I don't need a glass, I drink straight from the can
That's the way that I am

I was a popular guy at punk rock high
At the school of rock I was cooler than the jocks
At rock n roll university
I got a doctor's degree and a PhD

The boys and me got some history, we're a mystery
We're still getting it on, writing our songs
Still do everything that we can

Fred once said, "We must be misled
There must be something better than a van as a bed"
I said, "We got to do all that we can
Sticking it to the man
Got to do all that we can
Sticking it to the man"

The boys and me got some history, we're a mystery
We're still getting it on, writing our songs
We still do everything that we can

Fred once said, "We must be misled
There must be something better than a van as a bed"
I said, "We got to do all that we can
Sticking it to the man"
Got to do all that we can
Sticking it to the man"

I said, "We got to do all that we can
Sticking it to the man"