Texty: Sandi Thom. Smile... It Confuses People. The Human Jukebox.

Walter the war hero he's there from opening till time, time, time
there's mary the house wife whose slumped at the bar drinking wine, wine, wine
they get kylie on wednesday the stones on a friday bow to the beatles on a saturday night
he's dilan on monday, bowie on sunday
does bee gees on thursday as high as a kite
they call him the human jukebox he plays second hand ronk n roll
they call him the human jukebox he's healing hearts with his soul.

skivers with fivers shine up their shoes for the show, show, show
and they all sing along to the songs till its time please to go, go, go
they get kylie on wednesday the stones on a friday bow to the beatles on a saturday night
he's dilan on monday, bowie on sunday
does elton on thursday if you lend him your tights
they call him the human jukebox he plays second hand ronk n roll
they call him the human jukebox he's healing hearts with his soul.

they are karaoke kings for the evening its the only real show in town
and if you ever stop believing and the real world gets you down
go see the human jukebox he plays second hand rock n roll
they call him the human jukebox he's healing hearts with his soul.
they call him the human jukebox he plays second hand ronk n roll
they call him the human jukebox he's healing hearts with his soul

(Thanks to sophie for these lyrics)