Texty: SNFU. The One Voted Most Likely To Succeed. Bumper Stickers.

Stop the senseless killing
Jesus is my chauffeur
Honk if your homo
God drives a Ford!
Do you ever read them?
Bumper stickers
Do you really need them?
Bumper stickers
If you don't like my driving
dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT
He who has the most toys
when he dies wins!
Have you ever bought one?
Did you really need it?
Coaster collecting is very fascinating