Texty: Soundtrack Artists. Find My Way.

(Warner has just proposed to Elle)
ELLE: Though I dreamed of this day long ago,
Now my answer is thank you, but no.
Look, I've barely begun; I'm hardly through...
I was living in ignorant bliss,
'Til I learned I could be more than this! (Gestures to her hair.)
And, you know, in a way I owe it all to you!
I though losing your love was a blow I could never withstand...
Look how far I have come without anyone holding my hand.
I had to find my way.
The day you broke my heart,
You handed me the chance,
To make a brand new start;
You helped me find my way.
There's still so much to learn,
So many dreams to earn.
But even if I crash and burn ten time a day...
I think I'm here to stay.
I'm gonna find my way.

(We are now at Elle's graduation.)

VIVIENNE: (Spoken) William Shakespeare once wrote: "To thine own self be true. And it must follow, as the night the day.
Thou canst not be false to any man." I believe this wise statement best applies to a woman - a blonde woman. Over the past
three years, she taught me and showed us all that being true to yourself never goes out of style! Ladies and gentlemen, our
valedictorian... ELLE WOODS!

(Applause)

ELLE: (Spoken) Ladies and gentlemen of the class of 2...

PAULETTE: Here's the part where she gives her big speech. We're so proud, but Elle's not one to preach. So, she said we
could play, "Where Are They Now?" Here we go!
Enid practices family law,
Vivienne's trainin' for the Peace Corps.
Warner quits, and he makes more modeling anyhow!
Callahan ran for governor but was deafeated OF COURSE!
And his wife hired Emmet to handle their messy divorce!
And me, I think I'll find my way!
And HEY! I married Kyle.
And now we have two kids,
And one more on the way and we live out in Worcester.
I bought a new salon,
We also feature dog-grooming!
Here! Take a couple cards!
Oops... Sorry, back to Elle...


ELLE: I thank you one and all,
The ones who thought I'd fall.
Who taught me how to fail;
Who helped me to prevail!

ELLE & VIVIENNE: I'm standing here today...

ENID/PAULETTE/VIVIENNE: 'Cause you helped me find my way!

ELLE: Oh, and if you could give me one second before we all go...
Emmet Forrest? Please make me the happiest woman I know!

EMMET: Oh my... Oh my... Oh my God! ...My God!

CHORUS: Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my God!
Oh my God! Omigod you guys!
Granted, not a complete surprise!
But if there ever was a perfect couple
This one qualifies!

ELLE & EMMET: And now I found my love!

CHORUS: My God!

ELLE & EMMET: I found my way to love!

CHORUS: You guys!

ELLE & EMMET: I finally found my prize!

CHORUS: If there ever was a perfect couple,
This one qualifies!
'Cause we love you guys!

ELLE & EMMET: No, we love you guys!

CHORUS: Omigod!

ELLE & EMMET: Omigod!

ALL: You guys!
OMIGOD!