Texty: Soundtrack Artists. Muppets Tonight.

If you're a human being, take a break from the race
Take a load off your feet, wipe the look off your face
Got a lot to do and we do it for you
Everybody take your place

Muppets tonight!
You're gonna see something never seen
Tonight's the night!
You're gonna hear things that never been

We got a show for you
Guaranteed brand new

Here come the muppets tonight!

[whistling]

We got a show for you
Guaranteed brand-new
Here come the muppets
Here come the muppets
Here come the muppets tonight!!