Texty: Soundtrack Artists. Odeon.

Ensemble:
Odeon, Odeon
Odeon

Jamie:
I know I should be working
But instead I?m busy shirking
All the drudgery and drivel of responsibility
Both eyes peeled for lonely girls
I don?t think I?m seeing any nuns
Who?d be interested in coming home with me

Tad:
Cherche le gram, man
Cherche le gram
My connection let me down
He had to leave town
Real quick, big hurry
I?ll score, don?t worry

Girl #1:
Hey, aren?t you Amanda White?s ex-husband?
She was yummy, for a while I used to stop?

Jamie:
No, no we?re not

Girl #1:
Sorry, she was hot

Theresa:
Well son, we?d like to get to Bolivia right away

Jamie:
I speak your lingo

Tad:
Bingo!
Let?s go everybody
It?s snowing in the bathroom

Jamie:
Ha! That didn?t take long

Ensemble:
Nice rush, cool fuck
Mind fuck, electronics
Gin and tonics, Reaganomics
Gimme more celebrities
Calvin Klein, Mary Booth
Bastian, hooking up
Christie Brinkley, I?ve been busted
Steve Ruble and Jackie O
Odeon

Pot Girl:
Seems like I?ve spent half my life in bathrooms lately

Ensemble:
Odeon

Theresa:
I know what you mean

Tad:
Oh so neat
Bon appetite
So, are we ready to roll?

Jamie and Ensemble:
Where are we rolling?

Tad:
Into the heart of the night!
All over the city tonight
A million nightclubs crave our cash
And past infinity desires, regimes, Savoy
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy
I?m talking female confection
I?m talking something soft and sweet
I?m talking electricity, femininity
It?s better than drugs

Tad and Ensemble:
The libido tugs, the magnet chars
Animal lust because because
Man made woman, woman made man
It?s obvious, it?s obvious
I wanna have sex tonight
I wanna have sex tonight
Come on!
Come on!

Girl #2:
See him?

Girl #3:
Yeah?

Girl #2:
Did him


Girl #3:
Nice
See her?

Girl #2:
Yeah?

Girls #3:
Did her

Girl #2:
Ew!
Did him

Girl #3:
Did her

Girl #2:
Did him

Girl #3:
Did her

Girl #2:
Did him

Girl #3:
Did her

Ensemble:
Can you make me come?
Can you make me come?
Can you make me come?
Can you make me come?
Can you make me come?

All:
Can you make me come?
Can you make me come?
Can you make me come?
Can you make me come?
Can you make me come?
Can you make me come?
Can you make me come?
Can you make me come?
Can you make me come?
Can you make me come?
Can you make me come?
Can you make me come?
Can you make me come?
Can you make me come?
Can you make me come?
Can you make me come?
Can you make me come?
Knocks and knockers
Cocks and cockers
Elevation, midnight blue

Theresa:
Would you be less quiet if you have the chance?

All:
I cordially invite you to bite it
Ride it, slip it, slide it
Gloss and glide it, light me up
Make me forget my whole life sucks
And a million fucks won?t make that right
But, yeah, I wanna have sex tonight
I wanna have sex tonight
Come on!
Come on!

Pot Girl:
Got any smoke?

Jamie:
Can Bob Hope tell a joke?

Pot Girl:
Bob who?

Jamie:
I?ll get something for you

Pot Girl:
Hurry up, my mother?s gonna kill me

Jamie:
Your mother?

Pot Girl:
Come on!

Jamie:
Alright

Ensemble:
I wanna have sex