Texty: Space. Spiders. Major Pager.

Mr Major's got a pager
Because he sells E's
To the Russians who crush and snort them
But they never seem to sneeze

I need no answers to my questions

Mr Major's old and greyer
Then he's ever been
He lied to us all and took a big fat wager
But now he hasn't got a bean

I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my answers

Now Felix the cat is on his back
Oh Felix the cat what a twat
So who needs Columbo
He's just got off a slow boat
From China or somewhere like that

I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my answers

I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my answers