Texty: Stephen Lynch. The Craig Machine. Voices In My Head.

Voices in My Head

Prelogue:
You know, when you're up here and you're playing and having a good time and
looking down on you and all of your smiling faces, you try to do a good show,
but sometimes there's some shit going on inside that you guys are not privy to,
and that's what this song is about. It's called Voices in My Head

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Thank you all for coming to my show
You've been great, but now i have to go.
Everyone had a super time i hope
Some songs tend to push the envelope

These are things that i have said,
but there are voices in my head,
and if you could here them,
this is what they'd say:

Thank you all for coming to my show
- Oh it hurts you bastard didn't laugh at my new nazi song and
You've been great, but now i have to go.
- Go and ask that girl in the front to come backstage and show her thong and
Everyone had a super time i hope
- I hope the guy who heckled me gets hit by a big bus, that fucker
Some songs tend to push the envelope
- Open up your eyes, your wife and girlfriend both showed up you sucker

There are voices in my head
- Oooooh, You're such a hack
Saying things that shouldn't be said
- You need Prozac
I just hope that they will
- No we won't
Go away


But wait there's more

Thank you all for coming to my show
- I have to take a piss
- God I hope there's cocain left backstage
You've been great, but now i have to go.
- Why did I sign up for this?
- God I hope there's cocain left backstage
Everyone had a super time i hope
- Leave this song on the shelf
- I really really hope there's cocain left backstage
Some songs tend to push the envelope
- I should just kill myself
- He is right you should kill yourself

There are voices in my head
- Oooooh, You're such a mess
Saying things that shouldn't be said
- You're talentless.
I just hope that they will
- No we won't
Go away
No they won't go away
- Never go away
- Never go away
They're here to stay.
- We're here to stay
- We're here to stay
They say I'm gay
- You're gay
- You're gay
Absolutely not I'm not gay
I say No Way
- You're gay
You're gay
- You're gay
Ok I'm Gay
- Bi-curious