Texty: Various Artists. Hairspray. Hairspray.

[Corny](James Marsden)

And now, broadcast live in front of

A live studio audience, for the

First time, from the certified, up-to-code

WYZT studio-

It's the Corny Collins Miss Hairspray Spectacular!



[Council Girls]

He's Corny!!

[Corny]

...brought to you by Ultra Clutch Hairspray!



[Corny]

What gives a girl

Power and punch?

Is it charm, is it poise?

No, It's Hairspray!



What gets a gal

Asked out to lunch

Is it brains, is it dough?

No, It's Hairspray!



If you take a ride

With no can at your side

Then your flip will be gone

With the wind



But if you spray it and lock it,

You can take off in a rocket

And in outer space

Each hair will be in place



Why take a chance

When you get up and dance

If you twist, I insist

You use Hairspray



And tell your mother

Her head she should smother

With "Ultra Clutch" faithfully



So if you're a redhead,

A blonde or brunette

Just take my advice

And you might just get

The only thing better than Hairspray


That's me!



[Council Kids]

Ska-doo-dle-e-ya

Doo-dle-e-ya do wah

[Corny]

Forget the milkman

The only thing better than Hairspray

[Council Kids]

Hairspray! Wow!

[Corny]

That's me!



[Corny & Council Kids]

What makes a man

Reach out and touch?

"Ultra clutch!"



So if you're a redhead,

A blonde or brunette

Just take my advice

And you might just get

[Corny]

The only thing better than hairspray

That's me!

[Council Kids]

Ska-doo-dle-e-ya

Doo-dle-e-ya do wah

[Council Girls]

He's Corny Collins!

[Corny]

The only thing better than Hairspray

[Council Kids]

Hairspray! Wow!

[Corny]

That's me!



[Council Kids]

Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah

Ska-doo-dle-e-ya do wah!

Do wow!

[Corny]

"Hey, baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!"

[Council Member]

Ska-doo-dle-e-ya-do do wah!!!!