Texty: Voltaire. The Sexy Data Tango.

If, while you're out in space, love, you're horny as a targ
Take a tip from a security chief, love that phat slut Tasha Yar
She discovered the pleasures of Data, he became her sexual pet

'Cause he's fully functional and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

His defiant, with its thrusters will explode in your wormhole
And he'll rub his trusty spangler, wrench on your warp core manifold
His multiphasic torpedo, will penetrate your rift
And cause a quantum singularity in your trans warp conduit

So if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
'Cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

He gently massages your gel packs while he replicates some lube
Then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jeffery's tube
So lower your shields, spread your nacelles to make room for his craft
As he thrusts his delta flyer into your big fat juicy aft

So if you're a filthy horta Data's your bestest bet
'Cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

His pelvis, a tireless engine, he shakes it when he struts
He's full of dilithium crystals in his bolts and in his nuts
He too likes to be pleasured he will put you on your knees
And if you're into disgrace
He will cover your face with his android anti-freeze

So if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
'Cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct