Texty: Robbie Williams. Do de rudebox, Shake your rudebox (4x).

Ok then back to basics
Grab your shell toes and your fat laces
A little hand clap for some funk faces
And make your body move in the following places
Goes up your back and then down your spine
And when it hits your head...

Ok then back to baseheads
Dance like you just won at the special Olympics
I got the rudebox of the back of a spaceship
So sick I just had to take it
The R.U.D.E.B.O.X.
Up yer jacksy, split yer kecks
Sing a song of semtex
Pocket full of Durex
Body full of Mandrax
Are we gonna have sex (yes)
Will you wear your knee socks (ohh)
Back to the rudebox

Got this double fantasy
Where we just never stop
I've got one design
And that's to funk you to the top
Know whats on my mind
There's only one thing you will find
I got one design
And that's to bump you 'till you drop

Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty
Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty

Ok then back to spaceship
Take both pills
Fuck the matrix
Jack those jills
Shake your Playtex
Rock three stripes
Not the Asics
A.D.I.D.A.S.
Old school 'cos it's the best - yes
TK Max cost less yes
Jackson looks a mess bless

Ok then what to do
If you try to jack me
I'll rudebox you
If you rudebox me
I'll rudebox your whole crew
'Cos it's what I do
Ain't that right boo? - true

I'll ride with you
If you can get me to the border
'Cos the sheriff's after me
For what I did to his daughter
I did it like this - You did it like that

I love it when you double clap clap

Grab this double fantasy
Where we just never stop
I've got one design
And that's to funk you to the top
Know whats on my mind
There's only one thing you will find
I got one design
And that's to bump you 'till you drop
Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty
Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty
Ok then check the tan line
Make your body shape
Like you're stood on a landmine
Call me on my mobile
Not the landline
And the jack the mainline
At the same time

Ok this is what we do
Got a jam so fresh
It's nice for you
Ok give it what you got
And dial 808 for the bass to drop
Ok then what's the fracas
Grab your cardy your lead hat and your bus pass
You don't sweat much
For a fat lass
Grab your rudebox
'Cos your box is righteous

Ok bum rush the show
I got high speed dubbing on my stereo
And all the tunes in the box are the cherrio
I know I told you before
Did you hear me though

Grab this double fantasy
Where we just never stop
I've got one design
And that's to funk you to the top
Know what's on my mind
There's only one thing you will find
I got one design
And that's to bump you 'till you drop
Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty
Rudebox, do the rudebox, cos you so nasty
Rudebox, shake your rudebox, why you so nasty