I used to go to all the parties And make love to all the beautiful ladies And I'd eat cheeseburgers with bacon and extra grease when I was hungry And
I love you so much I need the Heimlich Maneuver The sun goes down on another day A day where I haven't found love I try to eat, but all I taste is
Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antartica. Columbus made history thinking some island was India. General Custer's a national hero for not
From the deepest, darkest depths of...WHITBE! Comes this sordid tale of speed... Murderous mayhem.. Cataclysmic combustion... Picturesque powered pistons
I spend my days watching TV with a beer (ooh-ahh, you're fat) This seems to have caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-ahh, you're fat) Then one day, my
If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be suprised I bet you know my relatives their names will never die My mother is a saint and my brother is a God
Chorus Christmas is almost here (x3) Aaahhhggggrrr! It's just five days till Christmas, I haven't done a thing Don't even have a Christmas tree, I am
Oh, Johnny was a tall man but his memory was short He'd forget to duck at doorways and often he'd get hurt I took good care of him for he had no family
You know something girl? I'm thinking about you right now. You don't want to know what I'm thinking, girl. Or... or do you? Girl, you think I'm the bomb
I once was a happy man of sound and stable mind Then my neighbour bought a dog He put a ribbon on its head to make it cute But it still looked like a
im the only gay eskimo im the only one i know im the only gay eskimo in my tribe i go out seal hunting with my best friend tarka but all i wanna do is
You double-clicked my heart You've upgraded my life You booted up my hard drive Please be my cyber-wife You've logged into my soul You've downloaded
'm gonna get a super-duper-automatic weapon with a CD-ROM drive, and a big old hard drive, and a big guitar amp ... (rambles on while the rest of the Worms
About 6 months ago, someone came by with a petition Said we'd wanna stop these folks moving in next door I refused to sign and told him everyone was welcome
When I look around me, I can't believe what I see It seems as if this country has lost its will to live The economy is lousy, we barely have an army But
I met you in biology in high school You told me after college we'd be wed You were my favorite lab partner Till you ran off with that brilliant young
I am Cow, hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on the barbecue Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's Made from liquid from my
The Lord above saved his only son To spread the word of God to everyone Jesus cured the lepers, aw And he healed the lame But he left the bald men with