Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls And lets head to those heavenly halls Sit on down and grab a beer Because bowling time is pretty near Tortured
You double-clicked my heart You've upgraded my life You booted up my hard drive Please be my cyber-wife You've logged into my soul You've downloaded
On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail, you'll be sure to see All Mother Nature's favourite pets, all sitting rigidly They're never hungry any more, their
This week! This week only! No money down! No payments till Spring! No payments in Spring! No payments in Summer! No payments ever! When? This
I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker 'Cause I get to play with other people's money I'm having a lousy day I burn
Hi kids! Welcome to the Uncle Bobo show! Are you ready to sing? Come on, let's go! Billy and his family went on a holiday They went down to Florida to
Billy solves his problems by calling up his mom Heather solves her problems with drugs and Alcohol Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law
Our fair country Canada is north of the USA Our Maritimes are lovely and our prairies give us hay You might think you Yankees are better than us Canucks
Last night when I went to bed With tangled hair upon my head In every way I really was a kid It happened without warning When I woke up in the morning
Who's the guy with all the tests? He's Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! A white lab jacket, a hypodermic Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! He doesn't care if
There won't be any presents this Christmas No goodies in your stocking The milk and cookies that the children left out Will be left untouched beside
Me work hard 5 days a week Sweeping garbage from the street Come home not want book to read Not 'nuff pictures for me see Sit right down in favourite
Let me tell you a story about scary Ned Scariest guy to ever wet a bed He had hands on his arms and eyes on his head But they weren't his He'd go
My country's bigger than most And if asked I boast 'Cause I'm really proud So I shout it loud Though our numbers are few We will welcome you Although
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass he's gonna kick your ass he's gonna kick your ass Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass 'cause you've
When I joined a band I thought my life was pretty cool We'd stay in hotels with room service and pools Sign body parts for fans Check into rehab and smash
Ohhhh... Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass He's gonna kick your ass He's gonna kick your ass Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
I'm out on the range, surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but I don't mind Men like me, that's how the west was