You tell me that your leaving To get on with your life You're tired of excuses Disconnecting telephone lines You say there's other reasons But you
You stay the night at his house With no ride to work And I'm the one who tells you He's another jerk But you're the one who can succeed You've only got
Now that I've met you Would you object to Never seeing each other again Cause I can't afford to Climb aboard you No one's got that much ego to spend
At least you know you were taken by a pro I know just how you feel She talked a perfect game deflectin' all the blame You took the jack and changed the
Once upon a time is how it always goes But I'll make it brief What was started out with such excitement Now I'd gladly end with relief In what now
As we were speakin' of the devil You walked right in Wearin' hubris like a medal You revel in But it's me at whom you'll level Your javelin Wasn't that
Oh, susan, you were clued in You knew just how this thing would go A prognosis that was hopeless From the very first domino I guess I see it all in hindsight
Let's assume you were right And play the game of charm and strange And satellite And when we've all had our fun Deflate the stars And put away the sun
So maybe I wasn't That good a friend But you were one of us And I will wonder Just like anyone If there was something Else I could've done So maybe
They're all still on their honeymoon Just read the dialogue balloon Everyone loves you-- Why should they not? And I'm the only one who knows That disneyland
Finals blew, I barely knew My graduation speech And with college out of reach If I can't find a job it's down to dad And myrtle beach So, I'm bailing
Flakes that I could eat Akela, Akela I will do my best Akela, you'll have heart failure Get your hands out of my vest You're a bachelor for Baden Powell
The summer, the summer The summer, the summer Hello to your mother, your brother, significant other I am the summertime and I'm here to free your mind
't you save these bachelor kisses? Now they're for your brow Oh, won't you save these bachelor kisses? Now they're for your brow But don't be slave to bachelor
bachelor pad Now if I take your girl, that's too bad Live so far, she like my swag Make her do tricks like a circus act Once I get her back to my bachelor
until then I'll be a bachelor boy And that's the way I'll stay Happy to be a bachelor boy Until my dyin' day Yeah, I'll be a bachelor boy And that's
sweetly there Over there And the windows and the cinders And the willows in the timbers The infernal rattling of the rain Still remains But I, said the bachelor
Pick up the phone Please pick up the phone I'm all alone Baby pick up the phone (Baby pick up the phone) And call a brotha some time (Call a brotha some