Texty:
Five Iron Frenzy

Here is the tale, it's spoken word-for-word, it may be abominable, but, yes it must be heard. Nauseating at first, you can expect the worst, so listen

Something stirring in the air, a victory? A time-bomb ticking to explode-3, 2, 1 and go Something passive, something not Billy clubs out, call the S.W

(A B-side from "All The Hype That Money Can Buy". Recorded in 2000) should pay me 5 dollars. 4 kids in Memphis, and i want to buy a hot

Album: Cheeses Of Nazareth (2003) Mayonnaise taco Monday, it smells like underwear. Mayonnaise taco...And something over there. Mayonnaise taco Monday

Watching Mrs. Brady prime the brand new Kenmore washer Beautiful the china, what a lovely cup and saucer see the brilliant gleam of the automatic tooth

Here lies the old myth, Breaking the mold with, Truth to take away the trickery. Twenty centuries of progress, Suffer slowly as we regress, Losing headway

Screams in the night, screams in the night, screams in the night, come on and scream out into the night! [repeat] I saw you in your backyard, you were

Where did you go? I was searching, searching On a one way street I was hoping, hoping For a chance to meet I was waiting for the operator on the line

Album: Cheeses Of Nazareth (2003) i'm going in (1,2,3 and go) like a kamikaze (like geronimo) a leap of faith (and i finally feel alive) 3, 2,