Here's a little ditty 'bout Homer and Marge Her heart was as big as his stomach was
SPIDER PIG SPIDER PIG Does whatever a SPIDER PIG does Can he swing From a web No he cant He's a pig LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!! He is a SPIDER PIG!!
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Spread yellow gunk on my pancake heart. A beautiful girl in my grocery cart. I paid for her dreams, she taught me to cry. I had watery nights, it rained
Gyal mih jus wan fih hol' yuh put me ting right around yuh Gyal you give me the tightest hold mih eva get inna my life Gyal mih just wan fih squeeze
I could please Miss Barbra Streisand by spitting on the flag Or strangling a bald eagle on the cover of some mag But I love this country to me she
Lady, when you came to me I was feeling blue Blue just like your hair you see Blue just like the moon. But only when the moon is blue not when it is green
Everybody in the USA hates their stupid neighbor He's Flanders and he's really really lame Flanders tried to wreck my song His views on birth control
Sirens: On the Island, Island of Sirens. Our hot sex will leave you perspirin'. The feta is cheesy, The sirens
There was a little Spanish flea A record star he thought he'd be he heard of singers like beatles and the chipmunks he'd seen on tv ....Why not a Little
Baby on board, how I've adored That sign on my car's window pane The bounce in my step, loaded with pep 'Cause I'm driving in the carpool lane Call me
Michael: Lisa, it's your birthday. God bless you this day. You gave me the gift of a little sister, And I'm proud of you today. Michael and Bart:
I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself I just can't help myself There I go, here I go,
Well, Mr Burns had done it The power plant had won it With Roger Clemens clucking all the while Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile While Wade
I'm not that cool. I don't wear jeans. I've polished, an apple or two, but every grade that I grubbed, I grubbed it for you. So call me bookworm, but
Max Power! He's the man, Whose name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch. His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear
Spider Pig! Spider Pig! Does whatever a spider pig does! can he swing from a web? No he can't He's a pig! Lookout! Here comes the spider pig!!
When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life. Bills to pay, a dead-end job, and problems with the wife. But don't throw