I've met someone that makes me feel seasick Oh what a skill to have Oh what a skill to have So many skills that make her distinctive But they're not mine
I think the postman intercepts everything I try and send to you 'Cos he's infatuated and he's the fulcrum between us two And i can't say i blame him '
It all started on the school bus, You were 9 and I was 10, Remember you had a Walkman, All I had was a middle part and a pen Oh sweet Louise, Whatever
Remember when I found a broken branch And shoved it through your bicycle spokes And how remorse quickly took its stand When you hit the deck and broke
I should have known you didn't have the time my dear To let this twenty something bring you down with his list of fears I'd like to think we had some
What a great achievement it was to get a hotel room this late I bet they charge by the hour here The kind of place where you should bring your own UV
This is my first wedding and I hope it is my last Things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn't have a past So I stand by the buffet and submerse
Grandad George said the heroes are the ones that run away But i wear no middle socks broke the toilet on my birthday Welcome to my circuitboard city
I'm going to the doctors on friday im going to the doctors on friday they make me better, they give me pills and all sorts, my GP's going to help me this
Am I in a scene from 'Midsummer Nights Dream'? I thought raves like these died in the 90s? The forest is breathing along with us tonight Upper Class
It's 8 o' clock and I'm feeling fine I'm out on a date tonight In a candle lit restaurant down by the riverside Everything?s going alright I guess
She works downtown in an unmarked bar, Flyin' round poles she always gave me the fright of my life I didn't mean to get involved it was the alcohol
(Radio Edit) From "A Guide to Love, Loss & Desperation" - Special Edition Can you hear the sleighbells coming around the bend? Here comes our darkest
Tales of girls and boys and girls and marsupials tales of girls and boys and girls and marsupials dododododo... baba dododododo.. wahwahwahwah baba dodododo
We're going on holiday So why have you got an array of board games under your arm? What?s the point in going somewhere else If you're only going to
I met you four months last Sunday, My oh my what a happy, clappy fun day. We started off as jobs in catering, Had no idea of the pain this cheap pay could
Tales Of Girls, And Boys, And Girls, And Marcupials Tales Of Girls, And Boys, And Girls, And Marcupials *Claps* Doo D'Doo Doo, Doo D'Doo Doo Doo Doo
Our television saw the red mist yesterday By playing re-runs of all the soap opera's we hate And then it played Songs of Praise, its just another sorry